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Blue Ribbon Blues by Jerry Spinelli
epub |eng | 2013-01-09 | Author:Jerry Spinelli [Spinelli, Jerry]

Jack did the same thing to Tooter. “Wattle yourself.” Aunt Sally laughed. “Well, it beats shaking hands.” “My goat has a name now,” Tooter said. “It’s Pepperoni.” “Pepperoni?” said Jack. ...
( Category: Animals September 19,2017 )
Tooter Pepperday by Jerry Spinelli
epub |eng | 2013-01-09 | Author:Jerry Spinelli [Spinelli, Jerry]

8 Punishment “First of all,” said Aunt Sally, “nobody takes a punishment of mine sitting down. Stand up.” Tooter stood up. “Okay, now. This—” Aunt Sally swept her arm about ...
( Category: Geography & Cultures September 19,2017 )
The Diary of a Killer Cat by Anne Fine
epub |eng | 2010-09-10 | Author:Anne Fine [Fine, Anne]

5: FRIDAY I call it Friday because they left it so late. The clock was already well past midnight by the time Ellie’s father finally heaved himself out of his ...
( Category: Animals September 19,2017 )
Almost Starring Skinnybones by Barbara Park
epub |eng | 2011-06-01 | Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]

6 Real life is almost never like the movies. In the movies if something bad happens to a kid, something good happens to make it all better. Like if a ...
( Category: Humor September 19,2017 )
Uncle John's the Enchanted Toilet Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! by Bathroom Readers' Institute
epub |eng | | Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [Bathroom Readers]

THE MILKMAID’S HALLOWEEN .......................... An Uncle John’s Totally Twisted Tale THE MILKMAID LOOKED AROUND at the rundown farm where she lived. “I’m tired of these stupid chores,” she said. “Milk ...
( Category: Education & Reference September 19,2017 )
Texting the Underworld by Ellen Booraem
epub |eng | 2013-07-29 | Author:Ellen Booraem

Chapter Twelve “Quick,” Grump said. “Hide in that broom closet.” Conor and the others hustled into a large closet three steps down the hall. Grump stayed outside and shut them ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths September 19,2017 )
Horrid Henry and the Mega-Mean Time Machine by Francesca Simon
epub |eng | 2009-09-19 | Author:Francesca Simon

Then he stopped smiling. Sadly, no one at school would believe that Henry still wore diapers. Worse, they might think that Peter still did! Eeeek. I’ve got it, thought Peter, ...
( Category: Humor September 19,2017 )
Nate the Great Saves the King of Sweden by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-06-26 | Author:Marjorie Weinman Sharmat [Weinman, Sharmat, Marjorie]

Two weeks later my doorbell rang. I opened the door. Rosamond and her cats were there. She was carrying her suitcase. “I’m home!” she shouted. “I came here first to ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives September 19,2017 )
Never Race a Runaway Pumpkin by Katherine Applegate
epub, azw3 |eng | 2009-09-19 | Author:Katherine Applegate

“Why, thank you,” said Dad. “Dad, do you believe in superstitions?” I asked. “Well, I’ve been known to knock on wood when I’m wishing for good luck. But I know ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 19,2017 )
The Good Little Devil and Other Tales by Pierre Gripari
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-09-19 | Author:Pierre Gripari [Pierre Gripari]

The Love Story of a Potato There was once a potato—a common potato, such as we see every day—but this one was eaten up with ambition. Her lifelong dream was ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths September 19,2017 )
What's Up, Duck? by Tad Hills
epub |eng | 2011-09-28 | Author:Tad Hills [Hills, Tad]

Title Page Copyright Dedication First Page front back loud quiet happy sad near far slow fast clean dirty heavy light up down awake asleep
( Category: Animals September 19,2017 )
The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex
epub |eng | 2007-09-19 | Author:Adam Rex

“So the Boov ships always shoot off toward the booth,” I said. “And destruct it beforeto it reaches ground,” said J.Lo. “Or shortly afterthen. And the Gorg ship destructs the ...
( Category: Humor September 19,2017 )
Talking to Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede
epub |eng | 2015-09-15 | Author:Patricia C. Wrede [Wrede, Patricia C.]

13 THE DRAGON WAS still sneezing in medium-sized puffs of flame. The man with the staff looked at it closely and shook his head. “That certainly is a dragon.” He ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 19,2017 )
Calling on Dragons by Patricia C. Wrede
epub |eng | 2015-09-15 | Author:Patricia C. Wrede [Wrede, Patricia C.]

13 In Which They Make a New Acquaintance Gingerly, Morwen moved forward to take a look at whatever Killer had found. The acrid scent of burned chokevines made her stomach ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 19,2017 )
The Carnivorus Carnival by Lemony Snicket
epub |eng | 2012-07-13 | Author:Lemony Snicket [Snicket, Lemony]

C H A P T E R Seven “What are you doing here, please?” Madame Lulu snarled. She strode quickly toward them, her own eyes glaring as angrily as the ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 19,2017 )

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